By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!

This (Paris,France) wouldn't be a bad place, but it's full of Frenchmen.

Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It's called Tulsa.

Remember folks, fish are like relatives. After two days, they stink.

Stu Hart trained all his kids--only three of them use the litter box.

And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: 'Do you want fries with that?'

Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him.