There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.
North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?
They're living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
When The Phenoix Suns are missing two basketballs, they'll know where to look!
Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It's called Tulsa.
What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?