Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It's called Tulsa.

I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence... and he said "parole".

When's the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?

The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it.

Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It's called Tulsa.

Remember folks, fish are like relatives. After two days, they stink.

I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, 'Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.' He said, 'I have boys?'