There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.
The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they're allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
This guy makes coffee nervous.
What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
He's the only man I know of who can hide his own easter eggs.