And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: 'Do you want fries with that?'

I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence... and he said "parole".

The bad thing about the Bushwhackers is that win, lose, or draw, you gotta have everything you got on fumigated.

I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, 'Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.' He said, 'I have boys?'

You're 83? Really? You don't look it. I would've guessed 81 or 82.

By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!

Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him.