And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: 'Do you want fries with that?'

If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.

Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It's called Tulsa.

I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages.

You'd have a good voice, if it ever came out of your throat

Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They're a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.

North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?