If you ever had your moon salted you'd know how painful that could be.
If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.
The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
He's not pointing to anybody, he's showing off how high he can count!
I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence... and he said "parole".
This guy makes coffee nervous.