If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.

I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, 'Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.' He said, 'I have boys?'

He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!

It's very hard to get out of this hold, that's why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.

I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.

The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it.

Hawaii's the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.