If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.

Oh, I knew he was gonna do that. I just knew he was gonna do that. He don't need Jannetty. I told you that off and on.

North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?

When's the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?

Stu Hart trained all his kids--only three of them use the litter box.

I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me

This (Paris,France) wouldn't be a bad place, but it's full of Frenchmen.