If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.

If you ever had your moon salted you'd know how painful that could be.

I'd love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job

If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.

This guy makes coffee nervous.

I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, 'Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.' He said, 'I have boys?'

The bad thing about the Bushwhackers is that win, lose, or draw, you gotta have everything you got on fumigated.