If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.

You're 83? Really? You don't look it. I would've guessed 81 or 82.

Once you wrestke Rikki Atakki, an hour later you want to wrestle him again.

This guy makes coffee nervous.

The bad thing about the Bushwhackers is that win, lose, or draw, you gotta have everything you got on fumigated.

Just look at the way he hangs in mid air!

There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.