North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?

He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!

Remember folks, fish are like relatives. After two days, they stink.

I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence... and he said "parole".

Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.

I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, 'Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.' He said, 'I have boys?'

You'd have a good voice, if it ever came out of your throat