Just look at the way he hangs in mid air!
What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages.
Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
He's not pointing to anybody, he's showing off how high he can count!