Oh, I knew he was gonna do that. I just knew he was gonna do that. He don't need Jannetty. I told you that off and on.

The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it.

[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There's the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.

You don't have to yell at me Schiavone. I'm not blind!

And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: 'Do you want fries with that?'

This guy makes coffee nervous.

If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.