He's the only man I know of who can hide his own easter eggs.
When's the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
He's not pointing to anybody, he's showing off how high he can count!
I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence... and he said "parole".
You know they say money can't buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
You'd have a good voice, if it ever came out of your throat