The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they're allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.
North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?
Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
You'd have a good voice, if it ever came out of your throat
Remember folks, fish are like relatives. After two days, they stink.