He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
When The Phenoix Suns are missing two basketballs, they'll know where to look!
I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages.
You know they say money can't buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.
If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.