There's only two kinds of music I don't like....Country and Western.

Remember folks, fish are like relatives. After two days, they stink.

If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.

Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him.

I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, 'Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.' He said, 'I have boys?'

Hawaii's the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.

What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?