There's no such thing as a feminist - just women who pay for their own breast implants.

Intellectually, I think everyone really knows that women are funny, but it's a weird thing that people keep trotting out.

When I first got into this biz called show, I decided I was going to change my name, make it more Hollywood. And you know how you do that? You take your middle name and the first street that you ever lived on. So when I first started, I actually went by Sue Rural Route 2.

Well I grew up in Canada in a really small town. We didn't have running water for a long time and we didn't have TV. Then when we did get TV we only had one channel.

I love my hunting dog. I loved my hunting dog - I'm not very good at hunting.

Sometimes when I'm bored, I like to people watch. And I got to a touristy area and I play this game I just made up. I call it Lesbian or Midwestern?

There's no such thing as a feminist - just women who pay for their own breast implants.