I don't take too many things too seriously.

Women feel safe with me. Because a woman with me knows that she can stop the situation from advancing to a point that she's comfortable at any time.

I'm funny because I'm funny. And there's more to offer.

When you talk about modern comedy I think there's a big three right now, and that's Louis C.K., Bill Burr, and Jim Jefferies. I don't think anyone's doing it better than those three guys.

That is the most confusing and insane thing to me, when people get offended on behalf of another group.

There are plenty of wonderful, good fat people in the USA that have no problems being fat, who I have no problems with being fat.

Just imagine in 20 years, when candidates will have grown up with social media their entire lives. We're going to have a president where we have - where someone could go through their timeline, or someone could go through their Snapchat, or someone will find - a future president will have sent a d### pic.