I don't take too many things too seriously.

Everyone's extremely and easily offended now.

I hate that when people are like, "Well, all dwarves know each other, right?" And you want to get mad, but you can't because we do.

I don't know, why am I called the opposite of what I am? It's very confusing to me.

Every now and then you'll say something that didn't quite work. But the important thing is, as a comic, you try to learn why it didn't. And then you adjust and figure out how to either make it work or just abandon it because it's just not funny.

If you got a hit every third time that you went up to bat in the major leagues, you'd be the greatest hitter of all time. I think my average is a little better than that.

I just don't get if you have ever gotten offended by a joke, why would you go to a comedy club? That's where jokes happen.