There are plenty of wonderful, good fat people in the USA that have no problems being fat, who I have no problems with being fat.

Women feel safe with me as well they should, because not only am I morally objected at going too far, but physically I cannot do it.

There is often times when I'm in a bar or after a show, and a woman just grabs my head and shoves it into her cleavage, or grabs my ass, or something like that which - don't get me wrong. I'm not complaining, but it's just interesting. It's just interesting that that occurs.

I hate that when people are like, "Well, all dwarves know each other, right?" And you want to get mad, but you can't because we do.

I found out if you're a funny guy, a lot of people like you.

I don't get to the global issues or anything like that. I am just trying to be silly.

Every now and then we're going to fail.