I don't get to the global issues or anything like that. I am just trying to be silly.

I don't want to be mean. I try not to be.

I like to play video games, I like to keep up with sports, and I just like to spend time with people, because I'm on the road so much that when I'm home, I like to spend time with people that I don't normally get to see.

It takes a surprisingly large amount of intelligence to be a professional idiot.

I want to go to Australia so bad, do comedy there, and see the people there. It's a great country. I have friends that are Australian that have told me all about it. I want to do comedy there.

Women feel safe with me as well they should, because not only am I morally objected at going too far, but physically I cannot do it.

I don't know anything about you, so when you randomly come up and grab my ass, this isn't a friend doing it. It's like, "Who the f### is doing...? I was not expecting that."