Critics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can't do it themselves!

To get enough to eat was regarded as an achievement. To get drunk was a victory.

The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody to love you.

Failure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.

I cannot imagine any crime worse than taking a life, can you? -It'd depend whose life.

Most horror movies are certainly that.

It is a good deed to forget a poor joke