Critics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can't do it themselves!

I saw a notice that said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started.

That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.

Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.

There's no one, no one, loves you like yourself.

New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment... a place where you're least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.

Failure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.