Critics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can't do it themselves!

I am a daylight atheist.

No man can discover his own talents.

I wish I'd been a mixed infant.

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

The only thing I envy in young people is their livers.

I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.