Critics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can't do it themselves!

I wish I'd been a mixed infant.

An author's first duty is to let down his country.

I saw a notice that said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started.

There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.

One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.

The terrorist is the one with the small bomb.