I think weddings are sadder than funerals, because they remind you of your own wedding. You can't be reminded of your own funeral because it hasn't happened. But weddings always make me cry.

Other people's interruptions of your work are relatively insignificant compared with the countless times you interrupt yourself.

Critics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can't do it themselves!

Pound notes are the best religion in the world.

A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.

I am a drinker with writing problems.

I am a daylight atheist.