Other people's interruptions of your work are relatively insignificant compared with the countless times you interrupt yourself.
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.
When two men fight over a woman it's the fight they want, not the woman.
I saw a notice that said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started.
A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.