I think weddings are sadder than funerals, because they remind you of your own wedding. You can't be reminded of your own funeral because it hasn't happened. But weddings always make me cry.

There is no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary.

God forgive us-but most of us grew up to be the sort of men our mothers warned us against.

Pound notes are the best religion in the world.

The only thing I envy in young people is their livers.

No man can discover his own talents.

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me.