Critics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can't do it themselves!
Failure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.
The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely thin paper with a bit of matress stuffing in it, if you could get a match, was as good a smoke as I ever tasted.
No man can discover his own talents.
Prostitutes, more than any other profession, help keep American marriages together.
When I'm talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.