To get enough to eat was regarded as an achievement. To get drunk was a victory.
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves.
Message? What the hell do you think I am, a bloody postman?
When two men fight over a woman it's the fight they want, not the woman.
I am a daylight atheist.
God forgive us-but most of us grew up to be the sort of men our mothers warned us against.