Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
I wish I'd been a mixed infant.
The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely thin paper with a bit of matress stuffing in it, if you could get a match, was as good a smoke as I ever tasted.
Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.
I think weddings are sadder than funerals, because they remind you of your own wedding. You can't be reminded of your own funeral because it hasn't happened. But weddings always make me cry.