That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.

I am a drinker with writing problems.

Other people's interruptions of your work are relatively insignificant compared with the countless times you interrupt yourself.

I think weddings are sadder than funerals, because they remind you of your own wedding. You can't be reminded of your own funeral because it hasn't happened. But weddings always make me cry.

Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves.

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

Every cripple has his own way of walking.