I'm dealing with my drinking problem and I have a reputation for getting things done.
When you get to a certain age, there is no coming back.
If God had wanted us to play football in the sky, He'd have put grass up there.
Who the hell wants fourteen pairs of shoes when they go on holiday? I haven't had fourteen pairs in my life.
That Seaman is a handsome young man but he spends too much time looking in his mirror rather than at the ball. You can't keep goal with hair like that.
Walk on water? I know most people out there will be saying that instead of walking on it, I should have taken more of it with my drinks. They are absolutely right.