We had a good team on paper. Unfortunately, the game was played on grass.
Who the hell wants fourteen pairs of shoes when they go on holiday? I haven't had fourteen pairs in my life.
The river Trent is lovely, I know because I have walked on it for 18 years.
Acne is a bigger problem than injuries.
You don't want roast beef and Yorkshire every night and twice on Sunday.
When I go, God's going to have to give up his favourite chair.