When I go, God's going to have to give up his favourite chair.

Saturday comes again, welcome or not, it comes again like it always does, welcome or not, wanted or not, another judgment day - The chance to be saved, the chance to be damned.

Being thick isn't an affliction if you're a footballer, because your brains need to be in your feet. And Beckham works hard, he's brave and he crosses a ball superbly. He treats a football like he does a wife, lovingly, with caresses.

If I had an argument with a player we would sit down for twenty minutes, talk about it and then decide I was right!

I like my women to be feminine, not sliding into tackles and covered in mud.

You don't want roast beef and Yorkshire every night and twice on Sunday.

On occasions I have been big-headed. I think most people are when they get in the limelight. I call myself Big Head just to remind myself not to be.