When I go, God's going to have to give up his favourite chair.

Saturday comes again, welcome or not, it comes again like it always does, welcome or not, wanted or not, another judgment day - The chance to be saved, the chance to be damned.

Acne is a bigger problem than injuries.

That Seaman is a handsome young man but he spends too much time looking in his mirror rather than at the ball. You can't keep goal with hair like that.

We had a good team on paper. Unfortunately, the game was played on grass.

Telling the entire world and his dog how good a manager I was. I knew I was the best but I should have said nowt and kept the pressure off 'cos they'd have worked it out for themselves.

If he'd been English or Swedish, he'd have walked the England job.