You don't want roast beef and Yorkshire every night and twice on Sunday.
Come and see my coaching certificates - they're called the European Cup and league championships.
If a chairman sacks the manager he initially appointed, he should go as well.
That Seaman is a handsome young man but he spends too much time looking in his mirror rather than at the ball. You can't keep goal with hair like that.
When I go, God's going to have to give up his favourite chair.
The river Trent is lovely, I know because I have walked on it for 18 years.