Acne is a bigger problem than injuries.
We used to go to the pictures every Saturday night but we had to leave a little bit early and get home and watch Match of the Day - and my wife still complains she missed the last five minutes of every film we saw.
You don't want roast beef and Yorkshire every night and twice on Sunday.
They say Rome wasn't built in a day, but I wasn't on that particular job.
Don't send me flowers when I'm dead. If you like me, send them while I'm alive.
Beckham? His wife can't sing and his barber can't cut hair.