You don't want roast beef and Yorkshire every night and twice on Sunday.

We used to go to the pictures every Saturday night but we had to leave a little bit early and get home and watch Match of the Day - and my wife still complains she missed the last five minutes of every film we saw.

For all his horses, knighthoods and championships, he hasn't got two of what I've got. And I don't mean balls!

Walk on water? I know most people out there will be saying that instead of walking on it, I should have taken more of it with my drinks. They are absolutely right.

The river Trent is lovely, I know because I have walked on it for 18 years.

I want no epitaphs of profound history and all that type of thing. I contributed. I would hope they would say that, and I would hope somebody liked me.

We had a good team on paper. Unfortunately, the game was played on grass.