Being thick isn't an affliction if you're a footballer, because your brains need to be in your feet. And Beckham works hard, he's brave and he crosses a ball superbly. He treats a football like he does a wife, lovingly, with caresses.

Acne is a bigger problem than injuries.

For all his horses, knighthoods and championships, he hasn't got two of what I've got. And I don't mean balls!

I'm dealing with my drinking problem and I have a reputation for getting things done.

When you get to a certain age, there is no coming back.

Don't send me flowers when I'm dead. If you like me, send them while I'm alive.

Being thick isn't an affliction if you're a footballer, because your brains need to be in your feet. And Beckham works hard, he's brave and he crosses a ball superbly. He treats a football like he does a wife, lovingly, with caresses.