When I go, God's going to have to give up his favourite chair.
You don't want roast beef and Yorkshire every night and twice on Sunday.
Acne is a bigger problem than injuries.
Being thick isn't an affliction if you're a footballer, because your brains need to be in your feet. And Beckham works hard, he's brave and he crosses a ball superbly. He treats a football like he does a wife, lovingly, with caresses.
If he'd been English or Swedish, he'd have walked the England job.
When you get to a certain age, there is no coming back.