They say Rome wasn't built in a day, but I wasn't on that particular job.
Who the hell wants fourteen pairs of shoes when they go on holiday? I haven't had fourteen pairs in my life.
We had a good team on paper. Unfortunately, the game was played on grass.
If I had an argument with a player we would sit down for twenty minutes, talk about it and then decide I was right!
If a chairman sacks the manager he initially appointed, he should go as well.
Don't send me flowers when I'm dead. If you like me, send them while I'm alive.