They say Rome wasn't built in a day, but I wasn't on that particular job.
I'm dealing with my drinking problem and I have a reputation for getting things done.
You don't want roast beef and Yorkshire every night and twice on Sunday.
The river Trent is lovely, I know because I have walked on it for 18 years.
If God had wanted us to play football in the sky, He'd have put grass up there.
When I go, God's going to have to give up his favourite chair.