I like my women to be feminine, not sliding into tackles and covered in mud.

Don't send me flowers when I'm dead. If you like me, send them while I'm alive.

Telling the entire world and his dog how good a manager I was. I knew I was the best but I should have said nowt and kept the pressure off 'cos they'd have worked it out for themselves.

Beckham? His wife can't sing and his barber can't cut hair.

Come and see my coaching certificates - they're called the European Cup and league championships.

Players lose you games, not tactics. There's so much crap talked about tactics by people who barely know how to win at dominoes.

Walk on water? I know most people out there will be saying that instead of walking on it, I should have taken more of it with my drinks. They are absolutely right.