The river Trent is lovely, I know because I have walked on it for 18 years.

We had a good team on paper. Unfortunately, the game was played on grass.

We used to go to the pictures every Saturday night but we had to leave a little bit early and get home and watch Match of the Day - and my wife still complains she missed the last five minutes of every film we saw.

I like my women to be feminine, not sliding into tackles and covered in mud.

If I had an argument with a player we would sit down for twenty minutes, talk about it and then decide I was right!

For all his horses, knighthoods and championships, he hasn't got two of what I've got. And I don't mean balls!

Walk on water? I know most people out there will be saying that instead of walking on it, I should have taken more of it with my drinks. They are absolutely right.