The river Trent is lovely, I know because I have walked on it for 18 years.

I want no epitaphs of profound history and all that type of thing. I contributed. I would hope they would say that, and I would hope somebody liked me.

Come and see my coaching certificates - they're called the European Cup and league championships.

Telling the entire world and his dog how good a manager I was. I knew I was the best but I should have said nowt and kept the pressure off 'cos they'd have worked it out for themselves.

If a chairman sacks the manager he initially appointed, he should go as well.

You don't want roast beef and Yorkshire every night and twice on Sunday.

Walk on water? I know most people out there will be saying that instead of walking on it, I should have taken more of it with my drinks. They are absolutely right.