If a chairman sacks the manager he initially appointed, he should go as well.

They say Rome wasn't built in a day, but I wasn't on that particular job.

Who the hell wants fourteen pairs of shoes when they go on holiday? I haven't had fourteen pairs in my life.

Players lose you games, not tactics. There's so much crap talked about tactics by people who barely know how to win at dominoes.

We used to go to the pictures every Saturday night but we had to leave a little bit early and get home and watch Match of the Day - and my wife still complains she missed the last five minutes of every film we saw.

Come and see my coaching certificates - they're called the European Cup and league championships.

Acne is a bigger problem than injuries.