We had a good team on paper. Unfortunately, the game was played on grass.
Who the hell wants fourteen pairs of shoes when they go on holiday? I haven't had fourteen pairs in my life.
Beckham? His wife can't sing and his barber can't cut hair.
If I had an argument with a player we would sit down for twenty minutes, talk about it and then decide I was right!
If he'd been English or Swedish, he'd have walked the England job.
Walk on water? I know most people out there will be saying that instead of walking on it, I should have taken more of it with my drinks. They are absolutely right.