We had a good team on paper. Unfortunately, the game was played on grass.
Come and see my coaching certificates - they're called the European Cup and league championships.
I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one.
We used to go to the pictures every Saturday night but we had to leave a little bit early and get home and watch Match of the Day - and my wife still complains she missed the last five minutes of every film we saw.
The river Trent is lovely, I know because I have walked on it for 18 years.
When I go, God's going to have to give up his favourite chair.