If he'd been English or Swedish, he'd have walked the England job.
Beckham? His wife can't sing and his barber can't cut hair.
Come and see my coaching certificates - they're called the European Cup and league championships.
I like my women to be feminine, not sliding into tackles and covered in mud.
That Seaman is a handsome young man but he spends too much time looking in his mirror rather than at the ball. You can't keep goal with hair like that.
If a chairman sacks the manager he initially appointed, he should go as well.