If I had an argument with a player we would sit down for twenty minutes, talk about it and then decide I was right!

Players lose you games, not tactics. There's so much crap talked about tactics by people who barely know how to win at dominoes.

If I had an argument with a player we would sit down for twenty minutes, talk about it and then decide I was right!

Walk on water? I know most people out there will be saying that instead of walking on it, I should have taken more of it with my drinks. They are absolutely right.

I like my women to be feminine, not sliding into tackles and covered in mud.

Acne is a bigger problem than injuries.

The river Trent is lovely, I know because I have walked on it for 18 years.