That Seaman is a handsome young man but he spends too much time looking in his mirror rather than at the ball. You can't keep goal with hair like that.

I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one.

That Seaman is a handsome young man but he spends too much time looking in his mirror rather than at the ball. You can't keep goal with hair like that.

For all his horses, knighthoods and championships, he hasn't got two of what I've got. And I don't mean balls!

Being thick isn't an affliction if you're a footballer, because your brains need to be in your feet. And Beckham works hard, he's brave and he crosses a ball superbly. He treats a football like he does a wife, lovingly, with caresses.

Acne is a bigger problem than injuries.

If God had wanted us to play football in the sky, He'd have put grass up there.