Telling the entire world and his dog how good a manager I was. I knew I was the best but I should have said nowt and kept the pressure off 'cos they'd have worked it out for themselves.

If he'd been English or Swedish, he'd have walked the England job.

I'm dealing with my drinking problem and I have a reputation for getting things done.

Come and see my coaching certificates - they're called the European Cup and league championships.

We had a good team on paper. Unfortunately, the game was played on grass.

I like my women to be feminine, not sliding into tackles and covered in mud.

Beckham? His wife can't sing and his barber can't cut hair.