Beckham? His wife can't sing and his barber can't cut hair.
Who the hell wants fourteen pairs of shoes when they go on holiday? I haven't had fourteen pairs in my life.
I'm dealing with my drinking problem and I have a reputation for getting things done.
Don't send me flowers when I'm dead. If you like me, send them while I'm alive.
Players lose you games, not tactics. There's so much crap talked about tactics by people who barely know how to win at dominoes.
Saturday comes again, welcome or not, it comes again like it always does, welcome or not, wanted or not, another judgment day - The chance to be saved, the chance to be damned.