I'm dealing with my drinking problem and I have a reputation for getting things done.

They say Rome wasn't built in a day, but I wasn't on that particular job.

For all his horses, knighthoods and championships, he hasn't got two of what I've got. And I don't mean balls!

Walk on water? I know most people out there will be saying that instead of walking on it, I should have taken more of it with my drinks. They are absolutely right.

We used to go to the pictures every Saturday night but we had to leave a little bit early and get home and watch Match of the Day - and my wife still complains she missed the last five minutes of every film we saw.

We had a good team on paper. Unfortunately, the game was played on grass.

On occasions I have been big-headed. I think most people are when they get in the limelight. I call myself Big Head just to remind myself not to be.