In writing I found something I could do at least as well as my peers, if not better.

If I have a talent for making some fourth-grader who hates school and reading to hate it a little less, then I have to do the most with what I've been issued.

When a kid says "smell my hand," it almost never smells like cinnamon.

In writing I found something I could do at least as well as my peers, if not better.

There’s no such thing as free kittens.

If a couple has their picture taken at a wedding or other social gathering, and the woman looks hot, her guy could be blinking, chewing, or even mid-sneeze, and she’ll still display it on her desk at work.

Any cupcake consumed before 9AM is, technically, a muffin.