In writing I found something I could do at least as well as my peers, if not better.

In writing I found something I could do at least as well as my peers, if not better.

A good friend will help you plant your tulips. A great friend will help you plant a gun on the unarmed intruder you just shot.

There’s no such thing as free kittens.

Any cupcake consumed before 9AM is, technically, a muffin.

Our cat is kind dove shellfish, and thinks the world is hers, She finds a comfy spot and then we pet turtle sheep purrs.

I love the semicolon; it's unnecessary, but graceful and sophisticated.