Whatever story you're telling, it will be more interesting if, at the end you add, "and then everything burst into flames.
In writing I found something I could do at least as well as my peers, if not better.
When a kid says "smell my hand," it almost never smells like cinnamon.
There’s no such thing as free kittens.
Any cupcake consumed before 9AM is, technically, a muffin.
It’s not technically gossip if you start your sentence with “I’m really concerned about __________________ ,” (fill in the name of the person you’re not gossiping about).