Any cupcake consumed before 9AM is, technically, a muffin.
There’s no such thing as free kittens.
Not only is love blind, it’s a little hard of hearing.
Children are like sponges; they start to smell after a little while.
I like all things grammatical, and I had already written several books about parts of speech, and even the alphabet, so everything that makes up a sentence and even a word was covered except for punctuation.
It’s not technically gossip if you start your sentence with “I’m really concerned about __________________ ,” (fill in the name of the person you’re not gossiping about).