If a couple has their picture taken at a wedding or other social gathering, and the woman looks hot, her guy could be blinking, chewing, or even mid-sneeze, and sheโll still display it on her desk at work.
Any cupcake consumed before 9AM is, technically, a muffin.
Children are like sponges; they start to smell after a little while.
Not only is love blind, itโs a little hard of hearing.
Thereโs no such thing as free kittens.
If I have a talent for making some fourth-grader who hates school and reading to hate it a little less, then I have to do the most with what I've been issued.