Any cupcake consumed before 9AM is, technically, a muffin.

Our cat is kind dove shellfish, and thinks the world is hers, She finds a comfy spot and then we pet turtle sheep purrs.

In writing I found something I could do at least as well as my peers, if not better.

If a couple has their picture taken at a wedding or other social gathering, and the woman looks hot, her guy could be blinking, chewing, or even mid-sneeze, and she’ll still display it on her desk at work.

Kids enjoy laughing and are seldom bored when they find something funny. They also ask questions, often to adults, because they understand that the more words they can comprehend about a funny story or a joke, the more they'll enjoy it.

When a kid says "smell my hand," it almost never smells like cinnamon.

Children are like sponges; they start to smell after a little while.