When a kid says "smell my hand," it almost never smells like cinnamon.

In writing I found something I could do at least as well as my peers, if not better.

Kids enjoy laughing and are seldom bored when they find something funny. They also ask questions, often to adults, because they understand that the more words they can comprehend about a funny story or a joke, the more they'll enjoy it.

When a kid says "smell my hand," it almost never smells like cinnamon.

A good friend will help you plant your tulips. A great friend will help you plant a gun on the unarmed intruder you just shot.

Whatever story you're telling, it will be more interesting if, at the end you add, "and then everything burst into flames.

Our cat is kind dove shellfish, and thinks the world is hers, She finds a comfy spot and then we pet turtle sheep purrs.