Any cupcake consumed before 9AM is, technically, a muffin.
In writing I found something I could do at least as well as my peers, if not better.
Children are like sponges; they start to smell after a little while.
A good friend will help you plant your tulips. A great friend will help you plant a gun on the unarmed intruder you just shot.
There’s no such thing as free kittens.
When a kid says "smell my hand," it almost never smells like cinnamon.