Children are like sponges; they start to smell after a little while.

Our cat is kind dove shellfish, and thinks the world is hers, She finds a comfy spot and then we pet turtle sheep purrs.

Not only is love blind, it’s a little hard of hearing.

A good friend will help you plant your tulips. A great friend will help you plant a gun on the unarmed intruder you just shot.

I like all things grammatical, and I had already written several books about parts of speech, and even the alphabet, so everything that makes up a sentence and even a word was covered except for punctuation.

It’s not technically gossip if you start your sentence with “I’m really concerned about __________________ ,” (fill in the name of the person you’re not gossiping about).

I love the semicolon; it's unnecessary, but graceful and sophisticated.