Not only is love blind, it’s a little hard of hearing.

Not only is love blind, it’s a little hard of hearing.

You want a story? Read 'Gone With the Wind'. These aren't stories. They're joke books. The whole thing of a beginning, a middle and an end has been done to death.

I like all things grammatical, and I had already written several books about parts of speech, and even the alphabet, so everything that makes up a sentence and even a word was covered except for punctuation.

When a kid can understand that a word can mean two things, there's some real thinking going on. They have a vested interest in finding out what a word means, because it's the punch line to a joke.

I love the semicolon; it's unnecessary, but graceful and sophisticated.

In writing I found something I could do at least as well as my peers, if not better.