Kids enjoy laughing and are seldom bored when they find something funny. They also ask questions, often to adults, because they understand that the more words they can comprehend about a funny story or a joke, the more they'll enjoy it.

Children are like sponges; they start to smell after a little while.

I love the semicolon; it's unnecessary, but graceful and sophisticated.

Whatever story you're telling, it will be more interesting if, at the end you add, "and then everything burst into flames.

It’s not technically gossip if you start your sentence with “I’m really concerned about __________________ ,” (fill in the name of the person you’re not gossiping about).

If a couple has their picture taken at a wedding or other social gathering, and the woman looks hot, her guy could be blinking, chewing, or even mid-sneeze, and she’ll still display it on her desk at work.

A good friend will help you plant your tulips. A great friend will help you plant a gun on the unarmed intruder you just shot.