I like all things grammatical, and I had already written several books about parts of speech, and even the alphabet, so everything that makes up a sentence and even a word was covered except for punctuation.

Whatever story you're telling, it will be more interesting if, at the end you add, "and then everything burst into flames.

In writing I found something I could do at least as well as my peers, if not better.

Our cat is kind dove shellfish, and thinks the world is hers, She finds a comfy spot and then we pet turtle sheep purrs.

When a kid says "smell my hand," it almost never smells like cinnamon.

Not only is love blind, it’s a little hard of hearing.

A good friend will help you plant your tulips. A great friend will help you plant a gun on the unarmed intruder you just shot.