Just make sure you're staying true to yourself, and do what you think is good in that craft or field [of yours] and then let everything else fall where it falls.

I eat Fig Newtons by the sleeve.

It’s good to be here. I’m just trying to go through life without looking stupid. It’s not working out too well.

I go in for the eye test, and I don't know about you, but I concentrate like crazy during the eye exam. You don't want to get no 'D' on that thing and end up with these big thick Coke bottle glasses.

I wasn't expecting to really draw in respected comedians but it's going to happen along the way and I'm truly honored by that.

I don't know. I'd be a lot better off if I would've studied more when I was growing up, you know?

Racquetball is the only sport where simultaneously you can be looking at the ball and it'll hit you in the back of the head at 90 miles per hour.