As a profession advertising is young; as a force it is as old as the world.

Most successful men have not achieved their distinction by having some new talent or opportunity that was at hand.

If advertising encourages people to live beyond their means, so does matrimony.

Not eating breakfast is the worst thing you can do, that's really the take-home message for teenage girls.

If you want to know if your brain is flabby, feel your legs.

My program is to leave the fools to nature. She has diseases with which to deal with them.

If you expect perfection from people your whole life is a series of disappointments, grumblings, and complaints.