When I was in the business as a young performer, it was a recognised fact that when you got to 60 you were out, because there'd be a new crop of comics coming up all the time, every 10 years or so.

My father earned every penny he had, and I would have loved to have bought him a Rolls-Royce because his whole life was cars. Sadly, he didn't live to see the day when I could have done that for him, which still hurts.

People think I rush around all day long like a raving lunatic. I'm much more relaxed than that.

It's the combination of marrying a beautiful woman three decades younger and my iPad that keeps me young.

It gets harder every day to get out of bed. I don't feel like it loads of the time. It is only my exercise routine which wakes me up.

It could still be a good night if you play your cards right.

I can tell by the way somebody walks if they can dance or not. Just by the rhythm.