When I was in the business as a young performer, it was a recognised fact that when you got to 60 you were out, because there'd be a new crop of comics coming up all the time, every 10 years or so.

It could still be a good night if you play your cards right.

Just doing any kind of work - even an interview for breakfast television - makes me feel happy.

Did you write the words, or the lyrics?

You can shuffle my deck any day!

It's frightening, the way life speeds up. When you're at school, time can't go fast enough.

I hate the term 'arm candy.' But, look, a woman's figure is a beautiful thing, and if she has shapely legs, then she should show them off, because men love to see that. Not just heterosexual men - gay men like to see a woman in her beauty and the shape of her.