It doesn't matter how many people I've killed. What matters is how I get along with the people who are still alive.

If you catch him, just give me four seconds with Saddam Hussein.

I'm much more proud of being a father than being an actor.

I wake up laughing. Yes, I wake up in the morning and there I am just laughing my head off.

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head.

Our marriage is like anybody's marriage, It goes through ups and downs. It's a little garden that you have to tend all the time. When we're home, it's not like we walk around all dolled up going, We are celebrities! We are famous! I change diapers. I clean up dog doo.

Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.