There have always been mixed emotions about Howard Cosell: Some people hate him like poison; and other people just hate him regular.

I've had a few arguments with people, but I never carry a grudge. You know why? While you're carrying a grudge, they're out dancing.

My wife said to me, "I want to be cremated." I said, "How about Tuesday?"

At the Sahara, the seats are banked and most of the audience is looking down at the stage. Everybody in the business knows: Up for singers, down for comics. The people want to idealize a singer. They want to feel superior to a comic. You're trying to make them laugh. They can't laugh at someone they're looking up to.

I've had a good day when I don't fall out of the cart.

There have always been mixed emotions about Howard Cosell: Some people hate him like poison; and other people just hate him regular.

Don't carry a grudge. While you're carrying the grudge, the other guys's out there dancing.