I have the gift of laughter. I can make people laugh at will. In good times and in bad. And that I don't question. It was a gift from God.

Why should I be angry at someone when they are out dancing?

I've had a few arguments with people, but I never carry a grudge. You know why? While you're carrying a grudge, they're out dancing.

The menu of my mother consisted of only two choices: Leave it or take it

There have always been mixed emotions about Howard Cosell: Some people hate him like poison; and other people just hate him regular.

Don't carry a grudge. While you're carrying the grudge, the other guys's out there dancing.

What makes a comedian has nothing to do with religion. Think of Red Skelton, Jimmy Durante, Jackie Gleason, who were all Catholics.