Yeah, that test says he's dumb as a fence post, but when he hits he looks like Einstein to me.

When it's first and a mile, I won't give it to him.

I always thought I could coach. I just thought people were poor judges of good coaches.

The trouble with most coaches is that they start with the assumption that everybody is a turd. And that ain't right.

The harder we played, the behinder we got.

He may not be in a class all by himself, but it don't take long to call the roll.

I know why we lost the Civil War. We must have had the same officials.