Yeah, that test says he's dumb as a fence post, but when he hits he looks like Einstein to me.

Mama always said that if it can't rain on you, you're indoors.

I never scrimmage Oilers against Oilers...What for? Houston isn't on our schedule.

Yep. And I noticed how slowly he went down each time, too. (When asked if he noticed how slowly Earl Campbell got up after each play.)

He may not be in a class all by himself, but it don't take long to call the roll.

That boy could throw a ball through a car wash and not get it wet. (on Warren Moon)

Two kinds of ballplayers aren't worth a darn: One that never does what he's told, and one who does nothin' except what he's told.