Dallas Cowboys may be America's team, but the Houston Oilers are Texas' team.

I thought I did until I looked at some old game films. (When asked if he played college football)

Hear about the Californian terrorist that tried to blow up a bus? Burned his lips on the exhaust pipe. He can take his'n and beat your'n, then he can take your'n and beat his'n.

How do you win? By getting average players to play good and good players to play great. That's how you win.

I never scrimmage Oilers against Oilers...What for? Houston isn't on our schedule.

You fail all the time, but you aren't a failure until you start blaming someone else.

The only discipline that lasts is self-discipline.