If I drop dead tomorrow, at least I’ll know I died in good health.
That boy could throw a ball through a car wash and not get it wet. (on Warren Moon)
The only discipline that lasts is self-discipline.
Two kinds of ballplayers aren't worth a darn: One that never does what he's told, and one who does nothin' except what he's told.
There's two kinds of coaches, them that's fired and them that's gonna be fired.
Mama always said that if it can't rain on you, you're indoors.